Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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