You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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