Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
