I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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