I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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