Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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