I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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