No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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