Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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