Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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