I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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