We won't sleep together?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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