I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i wish my penis had a tongue
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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