bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
