Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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