Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We're too hungover to prance.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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