It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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