Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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