The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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