I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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