doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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