Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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