He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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