i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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