Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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