drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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