from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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