Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Green mimosas i think yes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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