he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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