she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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