i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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