When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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