I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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