What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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