He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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