Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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