Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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