We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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