Me. At least after what I've been through.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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