I wanna bring you to show and tell
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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