I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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