Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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