Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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