Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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