She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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