I'm jealous of your bromance
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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