And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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