But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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