i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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