drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
COCAINE IS GR8
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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