And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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